What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...