The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...