The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Think about it!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it...
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau…
A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall....
Fixing broken computers
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.