Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...