Men vs Women (long classic!)
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Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
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Knock Knock Ketchup
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Husband’s Great Gift
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At The Pearly Gates
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Blonde On Either Side
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A blind guy goes into a whore house…
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Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
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Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
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