I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
New College Courses for Men…
New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women:1… Combating Stupidity2… You, Too, Can...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!