Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.