Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.