The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...