Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...