You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...