First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Indian Humor
The privilege of naming all the children of the tribe always fell to the...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...