A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...