Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...