The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Superman & Wonderwoman
One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep,...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...