Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
Always By My Side
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...