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Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Driving Test Answers
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Car Acronyms
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A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
The talking banana
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Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...