Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...