Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...