What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!