Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...