Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
At the Amusement Park
A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Republican or Democrat?
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Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!