First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
A Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Bought a bad computer
|Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...