Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.