Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...