Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Call us for assistance
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!