Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...