This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
Fired Up
A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...