How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
O.J., Elway, and Modell?
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...