Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...