Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
Rabbit’s Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It’s a fine sunny day in...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...