Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...