The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...