Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...