How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes