What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...