Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee)...
They have webbed feet!
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Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....