New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....