Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Our next targets
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family...