Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
An honest lawyer
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If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...