Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...