Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...