Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...