Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
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This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
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A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
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The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
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What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...