Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.