Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
The NFL team names
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the...
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...