Chinese Proverbs
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...