Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits