Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.