Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...